With cheap flights and proximity in my favor, I decided to give the land down under a try! I admit I've long viewed Australia as a drunk America, but best visit to see if I'm right!
I centered my time mostly with Kate, Scott, and their 2 children in Australia's government seat: Canberra! We saw some of Australia's crazy animals including platypus, koala, and my favorite by leaps and hops, the kangaroo, commonly known amongst Australian toddlers as 'roos! This animal is crazy, with little t-rex arms and huge hinged legs...honestly sometimes evolution is just goofing around. They also treated me to a weekend canyoning the blue mountains, which are deep sandstone slot canyons full of narrows, slides, pools, and...swim-throughs of caverns filled with glow worms--magic!
Additionally, I spent oodles of time reading children's books, one series of which hit close to my southeast Asian journey home with the illegal pet trade: it features a monkey swiped from his jungle home by a man with a yellow hat. Despicable that we read this to children! I found hanging with kiddos to be a huge learning experience and loved every minute...that didn't involve two simultaneously-screaming children. :P
I did some other Australian things including drink beer, get addicted to flat whites (it's a cross between a latte and a cappuccino), eat jaffles, watch ' game of thrones' downloaded via torrent, say 'crickey' (ok not really), and lather on some SPF 50 to protect myself from the ozone hole!
I spent some time in Sydney as well, taking photos of the opera house over a myriad of lighting conditions and angles. Bridget, a friend from high school, let me crash at her pad (sweet!) and took me on a walking tour of the old town, markets, and historic bars. As it was raining a bit, we decided to see the Sydney contemporary art museum, which features an exhibit that lulls you into bliss as you lie on the floor under a two-story screen featuring waves, leaves, and other nature-y things like turtles...er, no wait that's a penis.
So, how did Australia measure up? Is it a drunk America? Well, they do have a national holiday, Anzack day, which appears to exist solely for playing a heads-tails drinking game, so perhaps.
Being that it many ways the landscape and culture are similar to the states (and yes this would include treatment of indigenous peoples, as Aborigines and Native Americans have been contrasted often during my travels), I thought I'd indicate some of the differences that struck me. I'll start with the birds. When I first saw cockatoos and laurakeets I was convinced everyone was releasing their exotic pets into the wild, but turns out the wild birds here are splendid! Second, Canberra and Sydney might be some of the cleanest cities I've ever encountered, and without the pervasiveness of guns as we have in the states, felt safer to me. Third, apparently minimum wage in Australia is something like 20 dollars/hour, which means food and drink are much more expensive than in the US, where the server and the fruit picker are both well underpaid. Of course, being paid a living wage is good, but prices in Australia create almost a closed system ($20 for a 6-pack of microbrew!) where it's difficult to spend when you don't make money locally. Fourth, they don't seem to pronounce r's in Australia. And, finally, you will know you are in Australia and not the US when you are being offered toast with...vegemite!
All in all, visiting friends in the land down under was great, and I vote that Australia is different enough to not simply be a drunk America!